Monday, December 10, 2007

Hokey in the Pokey



Thus ends the saga of Mike Vick, the sick dick ( hat tip to William Smythe).

23 months, 1 served. That means he's gonna really be locked up for 19-20 months...

If he hadn't flunked that piss test he KNEW he had to take, or lied to the judge ( he did so THIS MORNING!!) he could have saved his career. What a colossal dumbass.

It's very entertaining hearing the people feeling sorry for this douchebag because his attorney asked for him to be able to wear a suit, like a civilized man. But the 'hanging judge' he lied to said 'uh, nope. Your gonna wear black and white stripes like the thug you izz. Keep it real!'

So now the civil rights warlords are going to be beside themselves because a white judge made a black man wear stripes like he was on the chain gang.

From rags to riches to black and white britches. Karma's a bitch, huh?

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