Single mom, 10 kids. No daddy, not even Micheal Moore. C'mon, MM. You have a gazillion bucks, can't you break some off here?
My wife is sad because she just turned 35, and wants another child. But, we simply cannot afford it. So I have an unhappy wife. Dealbreaker: we are not having another child unless we get an influx of cash, soon.
I would like to live in a mansion, but I cannot afford it.
Where's my bailout?
