Sunday, August 24, 2008

Yo the dog, the mushroom maniac, and 9-11 'Truthers'





Only in Oregon. What is with those pacific northwesterners?

"About 3 a.m. Friday, Senior Deputy Jerry Wollenschlaeger came upon a black Jeep Cherokee parked near Hawthorne Avenue SE and State Street.

A man identified as Evan David Thomas Adams, 19, of West Salem was walking away from the Jeep. Thinking the man was having car trouble, Wollenschlaeger pulled up alongside him and rolled down the patrol car's passenger window to ask him what was wrong.

"He seemed like a nice guy, and the next thing you know, he's jumping into the patrol car," Wollenschlaeger said.

The man lunged across toward Wollenschlaeger, who unfastened his seat belt, opened his driver's side door and pinned the man down.

Wollenschlaeger said the two shared a short conversation that went something like this:

"What's the matter with you?"

"I'm high on mushrooms, dude."

The man continued to struggle, and the fight spilled out of the vehicle and into the southbound lanes of Hawthorne Avenue. Meanwhile, Wollenschlaeger's police dog, Yo, remained enclosed in the backseat.

While still holding on to the man, Wollenschlaeger reached for his radio-operated door opener to let out Yo and gave orders to bite the man.

Salem police Cpl. Don Parise arrived to help, and the man was placed in handcuffs.

Adams was arrested on charges of assaulting a police officer, interfering with a police animal, second-degree criminal mischief, driving under the influence of intoxicants and unlawful entry into a motor vehicle, said Undersheriff Jason Myers, a sheriff's spokesman.

The vehicle belonged to Adams' father; the unlawful entry into a motor vehicle charge was for the deputy's patrol car, Myers said.

Adams told deputies that he was under the influence of psilocybin mushrooms, Myers said.

"He said he just didn't want to drive anymore and got out and decided to go for a walk," Wollenschlaeger said. "He knew he had to talk to somebody."

Adams suffered dog bites to his legs and minor scrapes to his face and was taken to Santiam Memorial Hospital in Stayton, Myers said. Adams then was booked into the Marion County jail."



Call me crazy, but that's one bad trip. When I tried mushrooms waaay back when,I would never have thought of fighting the police. I would have just wet my pants.

Good work, Yo!

On another note, can we please ask all of these 9-11 nuts to be quiet already?

http://www.nist.gov/public_affairs/factsheet/wtc082108.jpg

Now, here comes the response:

"of course you would believe the FEDS investigative team! They are liars!"

Shut up, Jesse, Rosie, Charlie and Alex Jones.

"Why did WTC 7 collapse, while no other known building in history has collapsed due to fires alone?:

The collapse of WTC 7 is the first known instance of a tall building brought down primarily by uncontrolled fires. The fires in WTC 7 were similar to those that have occurred in several tall buildings where the automatic sprinklers did not function or were not present. These other buildings, including Philadelphia's One Meridian Plaza, a 38-story skyscraper that burned for 18 hours in 1991, did not collapse due to differences in the design of the structural system.

Factors contributing to WTC 7’s collapse included: the thermal expansion of building elements such as floor beams and girders, which occurred at temperatures hundreds of degrees below those typically considered in current practice for fire-resistance ratings; significant magnification of thermal expansion effects due to the long-span floors in the building; connections between structural elements that were designed to resist the vertical forces of gravity, not the thermally induced horizontal or lateral loads; and an overall structural system not designed to prevent fire-induced progressive collapse."

I won't go as far as to say 'the debate is over', but at least let's have the debate with FACTS and not 'OPINION'.

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